Fiction: Parking The Car

[kethni]

Name: Parking the Car
 
Pairing: Matt/Mohinder
 
Rating: NC-17
 
Warnings: Sexually explicit discussion
 
Word Count: 1400 approximately
 
Authors Note: With thanks jaune_chat who prompted ‘Idea the First (the porny one!) - Matt is a big guy, in all the senses of the word. *waggles eyebrows* He's more than a bit concerned that his new partner will be intimidated, and tries to hold off on the full-on naked mambo as long as he can. But said partner really, really wants to mambo. A lot. (Some frottage and/or admiration of the trouser bulge would appreciated!)’ 
 

 
‘No, no, no, no,’ Mohinder pants, trying to fend off Matt’s busy hands.
            ‘Aww, you don’t really mean that, do you?’ Matt bats his eyes playfully. ‘I’m getting better aren’t I? Practice makes perfect, right?’
            Mohinder glances at the door for any sign of Molly appearing. ‘There are lots of other things we can be doing besides handjobs on the sofa.’ He gently slaps Matt’s hand as it sneaks onto his thigh.
            ‘What about last night?’
            ‘Very well, allow me to rephrase that. There are lots of other things we can be doing besides you getting me off on the sofa. Such as my getting you off, preferably in the bedroom.’
            Matt rests his elbows on Mohinder’s knees. ‘I like doing this for you. I’d like to get good at it if you’ll be patient with me.’
            Mohinder narrows his eyes. ‘Bedroom, now.’
            ‘Am I being sent to my room?’
            ‘No you’re being sent to mine.’ Mohinder pushes Matt’s hands off his lap and stands up. ‘Don’t give me the big puppy eyes. I’m serious.’ He walks off towards his bedroom door. When he reaches it he turns around and scowls at Matt. ‘There’s no point you sitting there, it’s my bedroom or nothing.’  
            After a couple of seconds Matt stands up and ambles over to Mohinder’s bedroom door. ‘I never knew someone so grumpy about getting to come.’
            Mohinder throws open the bedroom door and stalks inside. He waits until Matt walks into the room and shuts the door before speaking. ‘I’m grumpy because everything we do is on your terms!’
            ‘Gee, I’m sorry that I want to make you happy.’
            Mohinder sits down on the bed. ‘You can make me happy by letting me reciprocate. I’m beginning to feel like a practice model for you to rehearse your hand and blowjob skills on!’
            Matt sits by him on the bed and takes his hand. ‘And kissing, don’t forget kissing.’
            ‘Don’t laugh at me.’
            ‘I’m not.’ Matt kisses Mohinder gently. ‘You know I don’t just think of you as some blow up doll. We’re a team, and we’re friends aren’t we? I’m sitting in here with you because I like you and I’m attracted to you. I’ve never been with a guy before, Mohinder, and I’m not with you now for any reason other than I want to be.’
            ‘I haven’t even seen you naked,’ Mohinder complains.
            ‘You’ve seen me shirtless.’
            ‘I didn’t say shirtless, I said naked.’ Mohinder puts his hand on Matt’s knee. ‘I want to see you naked. I want to get you off.’
            ‘I know. I’m just not ready for that.’
            Mohinder’s hand slides, almost unnoticed, up Matt’s leg. ‘I give very good… oh my God what’s that?’
            ‘Damn it, Mohinder!’ Matt pushes his hand away and stands up.
            ‘What on earth do you have stuffed down your trousers?’ Mohinder swallows as a thought hits him. ‘You’re not some kind of transsexual are you? I’ve heard they can get a bit carried away with the artificial dicks.’
            Matt stares at him. ‘No, do I look like I might’ve been born a woman?’
            ‘You can tell me if you were. I’m very open-minded.’
            ‘Yeah, you sound it,’ Matt snorts. ‘I’m not a transsexual and I don’t have any kind of artificial dick!’
            ‘What the hell have you got stuffed down your pants then? Honestly, if you’re going to do that you need to wear much tighter trousers. A person can’t make out much of anything in those.’
            Matt puts his head in his hands. ‘Mohinder, the only thing in my pants is me. It’s all me, and I was really hoping that for once this wouldn’t be an issue.’
            ‘What do you mean?’
            ‘I’ve had problems, okay? I’m a little touchy about it. I like you, Mohinder, I like you a lot, and I was really hoping that we could make this thing work without… without it being a big deal.’
            Mohinder runs his fingers through his hair. ‘Matt, you’ve completely lost me now. What’s the problem? What is it that you don’t want to be a big deal?’
            Matt sighs and unbuttons his pants. He pushes them down a ways and then folds his arms across his chest. ‘You happy?’
            Mohinder blinks at the boxer briefs that Matt is wearing, or more particularly at the heavy weight protruding through the tight material. ‘My goodness.’
            ‘Yeah. You know how much of a hassle it is trying to find underwear? I have to buy these from a specialist website! I try regular briefs and I’m seriously squashed up, that’s assuming everything stays where it’s supposed to. I try wearing boxers and nothing stays where it’s supposed to… Mohinder quit drooling.’
            ‘Sorry.’ Mohinder stands up and walks over. ‘I hadn’t realised quite the extent to which you’d been hiding your light under a bushel. As it were.’ He lays his hand on the front of Matt’s boxer briefs. ‘There’s no need to be shy about being well endowed, Matt.’ He grins brightly. ‘Your King Cobra doesn’t frighten me, I’m sure I can suck the poison out.’
            Matt rolls his eyes. ‘You think it’s great now. Wait until you try to park the car in the garage and find it won’t fit. Half the time it won’t go in past the hood! Then you feel bad and I feel bad. Plus you feel sore.’
            Mohinder slips his hand past the waistband of Matt’s boxer briefs. ‘There’s bad sore, Matt, and then there’s good sore.’
            ‘It only ever ends in misery.’
            ‘You may have noticed that I’m not a woman,’ Mohinder says, and kisses him.
            ‘Last time I looked men’s jaws didn’t unhinge either,’ Matt murmurs. ‘I appreciate the thought but you’ll just end up with lockjaw and a bruised ego.’
            ‘Oral is merely one of many options available to us…’
            ‘I’m not topping.’
            Mohinder raises his eyebrows. ‘Matt, there are plenty of men who dream about a lover hung as well as you.’
            ‘There are plenty of people who dream about being tied up and whipped, that’s not exactly without risk of serious injury either.’
            Mohinder pushed Matt onto the bed and straddles him. ‘You’re determined to be a sourpuss about this aren’t you?’
            ‘Well you’re a sourpuss the rest of the time. I figured it was my turn,’ Matt says, unbuttoning Mohinder’s shirt.
            ‘Don’t be thinking you’re going to turn this around and go down on me,’ Mohinder warns. ‘I’m on to you.’
            ‘Oh really?’
            ‘Yes, really.’ Mohinder stands up to undress. ‘Are you genuinely concerned about injuring me?’
            ‘Yeah. It’s horrible when it happens.’
            Mohinder kicks Matt’s ankle with his foot. ‘Get undressed you donkey. I’m not doing anything while you lie there with it pointing at me.’ He grins. ‘Have you named him?’
            Matt stares at him. ‘No. And you’re not either.’
            ‘Spoilsport. Argh! Do not throw your damn clothes at me!’
            Matt laughs and moves onto the middle of the bed. ‘Here we are.’
            ‘What a lot of you there is too.’
            Matt throws the pillow at him but Mohinder catches it and throws it back. ‘Now what?’
            ‘Now we start off with something that isn’t going to injure anyone. Move onto your side.’
            ‘You’re always ordering me around,’ Matt says, pouting.
            ‘You love it.’ Mohinder lies down facing him. ‘Have you heard of frottage?’
            ‘It’s not a kind of French yoghurt I take it?’
            Mohinder laughs and adjust position until their cocks are touching. ‘No.’
             
 Matt lays back flat on the bed and stretches.
            ‘You nearly had me off the bed,’ Mohinder complains, and pinches his arm.
            ‘I wouldn’t have done that.’ Matt scoops Mohinder up and pulls him onto his chest.
            ‘Gerroff you big bully. I need to think about yoga exercises.’
            ‘I don’t think they work if you <i>just</i> think about doing them.’
            Mohinder rolls his eyes. ‘I’m not <i>merely</i> going to think about them. I’m going to select which ones will be most useful to me in my endeavours.’
            ‘What endeavours would those be?’
            ‘Parking your car in my garage.’
            ‘Mohinder…’
            ‘No! I’m quite firm.’ Mohinder kisses him on the nose. ‘Every car needs a good park.’
 
            The End
           
 

Comments

[jaune-chat.livejournal.com]

Oh boys! Such a tangled web of sexual innuendo they weave! I love Mohinder's reasons behind wanting to get Matt in the bedroom; equality between partners is so important, even or especially if someone has a hang-up of some sort. The whole thing about "parking the car" made me giggle. :D

[kethni.livejournal.com]

Thanks so much for the great prompt, I had a ton of fun writing it :D Mohinder wants Matt naked, damn it! :P

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[dragon6593.livejournal.com]

This was hilarious and hot. The part where Mohinder asked Matt if he was a transexual made me bust out laughing. This is a story that should come with a warning not to be eating or drinking anything while reading.

[kethni.livejournal.com]

Thanks so much :D

It's hard to imagine someone who would make a less likely transexual that Matt :P

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[leadaisy.livejournal.com]

Heehee! Name it Momo NAME IT! :P

I love that he's planing ahead about finally parking Matt's car in his garage! I can see it now: Mohinder blushing while doing the 'downwards dog' in yoga class ;)

Fun fic! Loved it! <333

[kethni.livejournal.com]

LOL! I've never understood the naming thing but it seems quite popular :P

Heh, Mohinder wants that car in his garage! If that means extra yoga then so be it.

Thanks so much honey!

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[boudecia7.livejournal.com]

Awww! Besides being funny and sexy, this was surprisingly sweet as well :) Love how concerned Matt is for Mohinder, and Mohinder's determination to put Matt at ease and work through the so-called 'problem'. Love this! Great story!

[kethni.livejournal.com]

Thanks so much babe! It was a fun one. Well endowed Matt is always popular :P

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