My tweets

• Thu, 15:27: Bleugh! Not feeling up to anything besides wrapping up warm and watching telly.
• Thu, 15:32: Watching the cat watch my mum paint.
• Thu, 16:15: Things I have learnt from Breaking Bad so far - 1) Never, EVER, try to dissolve a body in the bath...
• Thu, 18:27: RT @scifigeeks: Liam Neeson returns as Qui-Gon Jinn for a 3-part Clone Wars arc http://ow.ly/3HktZ #TV
• Thu, 20:58: Fiction: Comfort http://j.mp/h7SPv1
• Fri, 07:11: Feeling better than when I woke up. TGIF.
• Fri, 07:50: Must remember to cancel my appointment. Too expensive there now, time to run away!

I haz become a punchline...

 

Customer: I need to know the regulations about aerosols.
Me:           We can't provide regulations for you. :cough:
Customer: You can't?
Me:           No :cough: you need to ask your DGSA. :cough: 
Customer: Um?
Me:          If you're selling products :cough: that are hazardous for :cough: transport then you need a dangerous goods safety advisor. You could :cough:cough: ring the HSE hotline and ask them for :cough:cough:cough: help.
Customer: Do you have the number?
Me:           :cough: Sorry... :cough: no.
Customer: I'll look on the internet mybe. And you're the Health and Safety?
Me:          :Epic coughing fit lasting about 30 seconds: 
                Ironically, yes. I'm the Health and Safety Officer.