I haz become a punchline...

[kethni]

 

Customer: I need to know the regulations about aerosols.
Me:           We can't provide regulations for you. :cough:
Customer: You can't?
Me:           No :cough: you need to ask your DGSA. :cough: 
Customer: Um?
Me:          If you're selling products :cough: that are hazardous for :cough: transport then you need a dangerous goods safety advisor. You could :cough:cough: ring the HSE hotline and ask them for :cough:cough:cough: help.
Customer: Do you have the number?
Me:           :cough: Sorry... :cough: no.
Customer: I'll look on the internet mybe. And you're the Health and Safety?
Me:          :Epic coughing fit lasting about 30 seconds: 
                Ironically, yes. I'm the Health and Safety Officer.