Heroes 3.12 Spoilers

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Too many tags at the bottom of the screen damn it.

Hi George Takei! How’s it going in the jungle? Did you win? I hope you did/do. Oh you didn't, I never watched it but still, boo! 

Claire, he doesn’t speak English. Pair of morons.

Baby Hiro needs a haircut.

Hiro has a good effect on Claire, she’s asking questions and carrying on like a whiny brat.

Haha, and Hiro STILL doesn’t understand what his parents are talking about. Hiro’s mum is pretty cool.

‘Keep it in the family’? Was the catalyst in the family to begin with? Oh, Hiro’s mum can cure others but not herself. That’s sad. LOVED the Claire/Hiro joint realisation. They’re cute together. I could hate her less if she stuck with him.

So Sylar’s new power is creating cans of lighter fluid? Or there’s a shop somewhere on the beach? Does anyone really believe she’s dead?

Angie’s gotta gun… why the HELL are you asking Peter to kill Arthur? Only way you could guarantee he’d kill someone is if he was nursing them.

Oh Nathan. You really are a frigging moron aren’t you? Tracey is an idiot. I’m disappointed. Since when did they decide they could choose which powers to give people? Mohinder said they were based on body chemistry.

Claire babysits? Who exactly? Sure as hell not Lyle.

Why is it women with glasses are always doomed? Scream woman, FFS. Welcome back evil psycho Sylar I missed you. I appreciate a bad guy who just enjoys being an evil sadistic bastard.

Does Nathan know that the soldiers might end up as crazy monsters that Mohinder will have to put down? Also the combination of accent and slang means I have NO idea what this guy is saying happened in I-RAQ

MATT! Use your mojo. Oh cool. This is a whole different approach for Matt. I like the confident, calm shtick, very nice. That was a short quest. What happened to the original messenger? Did this scumbag kill him for Rambaldi’s, I mean Isaac’s sketchbook.

Hiro, you’re a very good little ten year old. I wouldn’t be trying to cook :P He’s so squashed by his father’s low expectations.

Does HRG know who Claire is? I like that he’s so immediately suspicious.

No questions? Sandra, honey, do you think that Noah stole the baby from some random couple in the street? Aren’t you a little… worried about that?

10 year old Hiro knows how to make waffles? He’s not totally useless then. ‘So grown up’, only physically lady. I’m glad you’re mostly in Japanese, the only thing other I saw you in… well you kinda made Keanu Reeves look like an Oscar winner.

YES! IT’S NOT CLAIRE! IT’S NOT CLAIRE! Happy dance! My show, the one where Nathan and not Peter was the flier, is back.

So, was it Claire originally and now the past has changed? Will she be able to feel pain again?

I was wondering why the Haitian was trying to talk Peter out of killing Arthur. Maybe he just realises that Peter is an ARSE.

Oh man, Sylar in the lift. Hilarious job by the random actor.

If Hiro’s lost then so is Claire. Yay?

Wait, Arthur time travels as well as everything else? Why the hell does he need henchmen?

Hiro on the flagpole is really funny. Hehehe.

Ando wants powers? Uh oh. The future is maybe coming true… What if they gave the formula to someone with an ability already?

Aww, grouchy looking Mohinder. Can he be cured now please? I want pretty Mohinder back.

Wait, the Haitian can knock people out now? Is he Mr Spock? Has anyone told Zach Quinto? Tracey and Nathan have NO reaction to Mohinder? Really, after he kidnapped them and was going to experiment on them? You’d never get away with that in a fic that’s for sure.

‘What’s happening?’ ‘I’m not sure’ – and that Mohinder is one more reason why you should not be experimenting on ANYONE. Let alone traumatised marines.

Oh FFS make a decision about Sylar and stick with it. Although that only means Arthur isn’t his dad I suppose.