My tweets

• Fri, 14:59: RT @channel4news: Former Labour MP David Chaytor was jailed for 18 months today for making false Parliamentary expenses claims #mpsexpen ...
• Fri, 16:20: For FUCK sake, another power cut.
• Fri, 17:49: Very envious of this Sky Atlantic channel I've seen advertised. The home of HBO? I LOVE HBO!
• Fri, 18:00: I want to see I show advertised where 'she' has the brains and 'he' has the looks. Just for once.
• Fri, 19:18: Just did a survey asking how many books I bought or downloaded last year. Top answer was '11 or more.' I can buy/download 11 in a MONTH.
• Fri, 20:29: 'If you've been affected by this storyline and would like help & support' - there are soap opera support lines now? :P
• Fri, 20:54: I'm hoping that #stephenfryforpope trends. That'd be pretty sweet :D
• Fri, 20:57: You can film mirages? That's pretty awesome in a baffling way.
• Fri, 21:51: Oh god, PLEASE get Jedwood off my TV
• Fri, 23:10: Are moneysupermarket TRYING to make me switch off their ads? Jedwood was bad enough but now John Prescott!

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Fiction: Lesser Evils and Other Lies

Name: Lesser Evils and Other Lies

Pairing: Matt/Mohinder

Rating: PG-13

Warnings: Adult language and scenes of a sexual nature. Violence and the imminent apocalypse.

Word Count: 8273

Authors Note: Huge thanks to jaune_chat for the great prompt ‘In the future, you have to have sex to save your soul. An extremely prevalent virus destroys the part of the brain that can comprehend right from wrong, unless the body is flooded with endorphins regularly. Matt knows that unless he shows the police academy that he has a steady and available partner, they'll never let him in the door. Up until now he's been visiting a brothel to keep himself safe. How can he prove to the academy he has a steady partner, even if he knows all the prostitutes by name?’

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