My tweets

• Sat, 17:02: Note to Family Guy writers: in the UK 'Fanny' does not mean butt. It means the other side :P
• Sat, 18:15: The mind boggles - BBC News - Woman dials 999 to report snowman theft in Kent http://ow.ly/3jY9P
• Sat, 21:00: Toilet is blocked AGAIN. I need somewhere else to live.
• Sat, 21:27: They've adapted Dirk Gently as a TV show? Can't say I was madly keen on the book I read.
• Sun, 09:28: Have listed some jobs on myhammer, emailed one of those 'we buy your house quickly' (& cheap no doubt) places, & looked online at houses.