Boy cat and girl cat were having a bit of a chase around as they are wont to do. Nothing to worry about just a play fight. Then girl cat goes legging it into my bedroom with boy cat in close pursuit. She jumps onto the revolving desk chair. It spins around wildly. He jumps onto the chair. He's a lot heavier than she is so the chair lurches and spins faster. She jumps gracefully off the chair and lands neatly on the desk.
This totally unbalances the chair. Boy cat is thrown bodily off the chair and lands upside down in the shoe rack with his back legs waving about forlornly.
I crack a rib laughing.
DW is on in about 2.5 hours. Am excited muchly.