Because I am useless follower...

[kethni]

How it should be done:


1. Visit the master list and pick your favorite one hundred.
2. Post behind an LJ cut.
3. Your f-list's job is write you "comment pr0n" for your favorites, if they feel so moved and inspired. (Or pick a few numbers and challenge yourself!)


And if you wanna do that then hurrah. But instead, I've ganked all the kinks I like/will write from the master list and put them below. Bold are my button pushers, non-bold are ones I'll write.

You mission should you choose to accept... pick no less than 5 from the list and give me a prompt/request.

 

 

 

1. Abduction as seduction (beloved captives)

2. Accidental stimulation (proximity and friction; involuntary arousal; situations of adrenaline and reflexes)

3. Angst (see Emotional themes)

4. Animalistic behaviors and characteristics, dominant (snarling; sniffing; scent-marking or biting; other claiming acts; territoriality; predatory stalking; cuffing; forcing the partner's neck down; claws and other features)

5. Animalistic behaviors and characteristics, submissive (feral characters or behavior; domesticated pet behavior such as sitting at owner's foot and cheeking their thigh; purring; licking; characters objectified as animals, e.g., ponyboys)

6. Anti-heroes (sympathetic villains; villains with principles; noble demons; enemies who keep their word)

7. Aphrodisiacs (see Intoxication and altered states)

8. Aristocracy (aristocratic behaviors, characteristics, and/or identity; chivalry and noblesse oblige; royal blood; elegance or effeteness; dignity; royal courts or castles; imperial cultures; Greco-Roman classicism; dynastic families; gentlemen; aristocrat pairings with houseboys, stable-boys, or secretaries)

9. Attention (singling someone out; treating someone specially in front of others; making a point of showing respect to or interest in someone who doesn't usually receive it;)

10. AUs (alternate characterizations and situations; sex between alternates of one character or between different characters; alternates as catalysts for realization of desire; role reversal; darker mirror universe characters; mistaken identity)

11. Auctions (slave or slave charity)

12. BDSM

13. Beauty (movie-star looks; unearthly beauty; a character who is highly desired by many others; beauty as a barrier to approachability or as a cause for comparison and insecurity)

14. Begging or offering (begging or pleading for mercy, for sexual release, to be taken; a character offering himself; neediness)

15. Beloved enemies

16. Beloved hostages

17. Bodyguard scenarios (See also Protectiveness)

18. Bondage

19. Bonds (telepathic or empathic; psychic links; mating or soul bonds)

20. Bottoming

21. Boys (pretty boys; bishounen/bishonen; boyish types; pocket-sized cuties; puppies; Persian Boy characters; houseboys or stable-boys; toyboys)

22. Brothels

23. Chastity devices

24. Childish characters (brats; little princesses)

25. Childlike characteristics (innocence and simplicity; trustingness; truth-speaking, playfulness; boyishness and mischievousness; wounded child characters; orphans)

26. Claiming or establishing ownership (private or public; by gesture, word, or ritual; with sex; with a collar and leash; with scent-marking or by biting)

27. Clams (i.e., characters who are stoic, terse, repressed)

28. Clumsiness (awkwardness; overeagerness; during sex or in general)

29. Collars (slave)

30. Competence

31. Conditioning (taming or breaking a character; training; brainwashing; Stockholm syndrome)

32. Crossovers (characters thrust into other universes; canon universes merged; sex between characters played by same actor)

33. Crush or unrequited love

34. Cuddling (see Touch)

35. Daddy themes (fetishization and role-play; difficult father-son relationships; sugar daddies; paternalism in general)

36. Discipline or punishment

37. Disorders (phobias; neuroses; obsessive-compulsive disorder)

38. Dominance and submission

39. Dystopias (apocalyptic or post-apocalyptic worlds; alien invasions; pandemics; computers take over; settings in Hell, or earth becomes Hell)

40. Emotional themes, emo-kink (angst; wallows; darkfic; emotional damage; psychological trauma; tragic pasts; broken characters; guilt and shame; mental instability; sadness and grief; abandonment or fear of same; characters who can't go home again; fear in general; nightmares; loneliness; broken-heartedness; failure; insecurity; self-hatred; self-mutilation such as secret cutting; suicide; see also Insanity)

41. Endearments

42. Enemies working together

43. Erotic torture

44. Falling (falling from grace; going bad; turning to the Dark Side; Faustian deals; succumbing to temptation or addiction; degradation and descent in general)

45. Forbidden pleasures (love affairs or trysts; in general, wanting someone or something that's expressly forbidden)

46. Friendship sex or buddy-sex (fuck buddies)

47. Gags (ball-gags, scarves, mouth bits, etc)

48. Geeks and nebbishes (Peter Parker or Clark Kent characters; computer geeks; lab rats; nerds; intellectuals; personal secretaries; beta males; sidekicks; men in glasses; oddballs and eccentrics)

49. Gentleness (tenderness; kindness; concern; gentle natures; characters who display sensitivity to fearful children, animals, the weak, etc; gentle responses at unexpected moments)

50. Good boys (law enforcement figures; gentlemen; characters who prompt a desire to corrupt or provoke them, or to get them dirty; priests; prim schoolteachers; angels; nice guys; virtue and nobility in general)

51. Hand fetishization (big strong hands; steady hands; rough knuckles; calluses; fists clenching in sheets)

52. Harems or seraglios

53. Healing or comfort sex (post-rape or abuse; affirming life in the midst of death; captives turning to one another for comfort; one character soothing another who is deeply upset or fearful)

54. Hero/sidekick pairings

55. Historical and period settings

56. Homosocial environments (i.e., all-male or all-female, such as prisons or harems)

57. Humiliation (erotic or non-erotic)

58. Humor (funny banter, screwball comedy, etc)

59. Humor as a mask (characters who hide pain behind humor)

60. Hurt/comfort (emotional and/or physical, including torture of all kinds and degrees, and any form of caretaking)

61. Immobilization and/or helplessness

62. Imprisonment, erotic (cages, cells, closets, coffins, etc)

63. Intelligence (quick wit; street smarts; Machiavellian cleverness; Sherlock Holmesian deductive powers; geniuses; experts; criminal masterminds; see also Special powers and skills; Geeks and nebbishes)

64. Intimacy

65. Intoxication and altered states (aphrodisiacs; drugs or alcohol; sex pollen/spores; substances or devices that create arousal, affection, or dependency; speaking or showing the truth while intoxicated; visionary states)

66. Loss of control (emotional, physical, situational, erotic, etc)

67. Love/hate relationship

68. Menservants

69. Marriage (of arrangement, convenience, or necessity; accidental marriage; group marriage; traditional marriage or partnership ceremony)

70. Masochism

71. Master and slave (erotic or romantic slavery, or otherwise; see Power issues)

72. Non-consensual or semi-consensual sex (sexual extortion; bribery; reluctant or ambivalent partner; bondage and struggle; no means yes; other consent issues)

73. Pampering (spoiling someone rotten with gifts or money; physical pampering such as massage and grooming; giving someone a novel or unexpected degree of emotional or sexual care; catering to someone's every whim, e.g., someone who is in the hospital; harems as settings for pampering)

74. Power issues (inequities in beauty, rank, or class; power games; BDSM; power reversals; sheikhs, sultans, princes, and other royal figures; teacher/student pairings; magical powers; abuse of power; blackmail; romantic slavery; liege/lord pairings; issues of respect; sexual scenarios such as a dominant character giving his partner to others to use, or a character kneeling beneath a desk and blowing someone who's on the phone)

75. Predator/prey pairings

76. Preferential treatment (e.g., making a point of showing respect towards someone when no one else does; showing a soft side only to them)

77. Prizes (characters who are eroticized as prizes or spoils of war)

78. Prostate pleasure

79. Prostitutes (rent boys and hustlers; escorts; paying one's way through school with sideline hooking; juvenile past on the streets)

80. Protectiveness (physically or verbally defending someone; caretaking in general; bodyguard scenarios; mysterious benefactors or protectors)

81. Pushy bottom

82. Rape (single assailant; gang rape; partner rape)

83. Restraints (handcuffs, leather ties, chains, etc)

84. Sadism or sadomasochism

85. Seduction (one-on-one; two-on-one; verbal or physical; intense erotic courtship or teasing; see also Courting)

86. Sex slaves or mates (concubines, catamites, etc)

87. Shyness (embarrassment; blushing or stammering; body shyness or dysmorphic disorder; cultural modesty)

88. Snark

89. Spanking (over the knee or lap, etc)

90. Submission (obedience; submissive behaviors such as boot kissing, crawling, keeping one's eyes lowered, or kneeling for master; believing in cultural dictates of submissive behavior; abasement in general)

91. Telepathy (see also Bonds and mental abilities; Special powers and skills)

92. Temperamental personalities (driven or obsessed; hot-tempered or testy; moody; misanthropic or bitter; abrasive)

93. Touching (stroking and caressing; cuddling or nuzzling; huddling for warmth; hugging; holding hands in public; touching as UST; brief brushes of contact either deliberate or accidental; PDAs; thighs brushing under a table; comic physical entanglements; someone gripping a wounded character's hand)

94. Toughness (machismo or hyper-masculinity; physical stamina; a hard surface covering an inner softie; resolve; survival skills; teeth-gritting acts such as pulling an arrow out of one's own thigh, etc; see also Rough behavior; Bad boys, etc)

95. Trapped or stranded together (on another world; on a desert island; in a cave-in; in a cabin during a snowstorm; in an elevator)

96. Vampires

97. Violent and dark natures (sadists; assassins and murderers; sociopaths who make twisted, scary displays of affection, conflating love and violence; criminals and villains in general; characters who are ruthless, merciless, casually vengeful; soulless demons or vampires; monsters in general)

98. Vulnerability

99. Well-fucked (being fucked out; fuck-dazed; sated and sleepy; wrecked; softened and debauched)