kethni | Heroes 3.11 The Eclipse Part Two

Attractive men, running, running. Damn Peter stop making sense, you’re making my head spin.

Sandra thank you for not being a moron. Hey doc, both those things are true!

Euw, euw! Not sex on the floor of the abandoned house. Splinters people, splinters! And bullets. Nice of Bennet to wait until they'd finished humping. Pervert :D

Wow, longest eclipse EVER. That or Sylar is super speedy in bed. In which case poor Elle.

Nathan in chains speaking French. My mum’s going to explode in an oestrogen fountain.

Mohinder is wearing a shirt now? Is this a subtle wardrobe clue that he’s no longer evil? His hair is curlier and less slicked too. I’m actually really pissed that they taunted me with properly evil!Mohinder and then it lasted about half an episode. I suppose they decided they wanted him to stay sympathetic but being torn and dithering about is not sympathetic to me. Charming and evil is far more sympathetic. NO MAYA! OH GOD PLEASE NO. Oh FFS Flint, even FYG!Matt tortured people more effectively than that.

Aww Matt, come on stop staring. Give her a hug. Also, loss of mind reading and cerebral palsy are NOT comparable. So, why the hell was Daphne working for Arthur exactly? He didn’t apparently do anything for her.

The ‘dude’ metre is hitting the roof. Although I really feel Hiro here.

Oh for FUCK’S sake. I worked in shops. You get trained in spotting suspicious behaviour. Young woman bleeding all over the floor would never get through the front door!

So, are they going to whore Nathan out too? Cos, hmm… Someone shoot Samedi already. Please?

Ha! I love that Matt managed to find them in the comic store. He hardly knows Hiro but he knows to find him there.

Aww sickly Claire. Die now please? Wow, that wig looks worse than ever. Thank goodness she’s not calling herself ‘just a cheerleader’ anymore. She’s down? Whoo! Yeah, I know it won’t last. Would they really cut her open before apply CPR? Seems time consuming.

CCTV in the warehouse? Where there’s no FLTs or staff even? No wonder the economy is in the toilet!

Less talking more killing, HRG. Although I’m sure Sylar will also magically recover…

Matt! Hey again sweetie. How are you going to get away from Kansas? Although, all this time you’re still no better at covering for reading minds. I do like the awkwardness between Matt and Daphne here – painful dialogue or not. Acting really does sell numerous sins.

So, is Mohinder gross and scaly again?

Nurses know how to fire guns? What the hell kind of hospital did Peter train at?

URGH more horrible dialogue for Nathan. Pretty good scene though.

NOT MAYA PLEASE! Never been so pleased to see the scales.

Aww, I do feel Hiro in this scene. I didn’t want to grow up either. I eat junk food and read comics so maybe I didn’t? Can I not go to work then? And please, like nobody would’ve gone over that comic with a magnifying glass before? You should see the way people pore over the panels in ‘Watchmen’.

Soooo, Hiro’s pissed off leaving both Matt and Ando stranded in Kansas. How’s he going to talk to Claire anyway? I doubt her ability to speak Japanese.

And Matt hasn’t collected Hiro! Damn it Matt, Angela gave you ONE job to do!

Sylar ISN’T a Petrelli? Please say it’s true!

Hiro, best.timing.ever. What’s he done with Sylar and Elle?

The sketchbook! Continuity fairy, nice to see you! Are we going to have a Matt/Daphne, Ando road trip?

Oh Nathan. I guess that’s where the religious fervour was leading too? Nathan being cult friendly and moronic.

So Mohinder just tootles back to Pinehearst after being the hell out of Flint? Not that he didn’t deserve it but that’s going to make for awkward staff meetings, no?

Sylar, are you evil again? Please? And randomly, unnecessarily murderous apparently. Yay?